How To Write A Thesis
Step One: Beat head against a brick wall. Appropriate knowledge will be shaken loose and transfer from brain to solid surface.
Step Two: Stand back and view the words splattered across the wall in your own blood and brains. Say quietly to self: "Ah yes, actually that was just what I was trying to say."
Step Three: Sob quietly in the corner until the pain goes away.
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