Short Limericks

The first two and the fifth one are by me, and the third and fourth are anon.

Jason

There once was a mimer called Pete
Whose limericks failed to complete
His actions were mimed
His limericks rhymed

There once was an amputee, Shirley
Whose poems and whose limbs ended early
She stopped at line three

There was a young lady from Woolloomooloo
Whose limericks stopped at line two

There was a young man from Verdun