2014-07-31 How To Grow Tomatoes
How to grow your own tomatoes where I grew up, in Yorkshire:

1. Hahahahaha give up now.

How to grow your own tomatoes where I live now, in Wollongong:

1. Feed tomatoes to your guinea pigs.

2. Clean the guinea pigs' old bedding in the garden.

3. Wait for tomato seeds from the bedding to grow into this:

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